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Monday, August 7, 2017

Lyps "Caesar" Vibrating Buttplug and Cock Ring

Lyps is quickly becoming one of my FAVORITE adult toy companies. They make affordable, high  quality toys that make the bedroom even more fun.
The only issue that I had with this toy is that its to small for me. When I put the ring part on and tried to stretch it to insert it, it felt like my cock was going to rip off, and it was painful to have an erection. For someone who is smaller in features this would probably be excellent. However, as a vibrating prostrate massager HOLY FUCK!
It has 10 different vibration patterns, and its rechargeable, plus water proof. Now if plug part was longer and could go deeper, that would have really shot me to the moon. This toy could be used on your girl too as a clit or vaginal stimulater. The silicone is high grade and really nice feeling. Dudes, if you are looking to get into anal play, this little guy is where its at. He would be great for a first timer. If you are a bit more experienced, he will still do the trick, but you may want something a bit larger and more powerful. But right out of the box, he is a champ. I am super happy to have him added to my toy box.




Monday, July 17, 2017

Fox Envy Personal Lube

What is there to say about lube, I mean really? This lube has a nice feel to it, but absorbs into the skin rather quickly. I did the "finger" test (where you rub it between your thumb and index finger) and it got a little sticky not to horribly and then faded out nicely.

This is what the company had to say about their product

Naturally Intensify Your Night of Passion - Fox Envy's Naturally Naked Personal Lubricant is a water-based gel that contains natural and organic ingredients that are perfectly safe for your most intense desires. This lube is formulated to glide on easily and provide a stimulating sensation that feels great for any man or woman.Made With Nature's Finest Ingredients - Unlike other lubricants out there, this Naturally Naked Personal Lubricant amplifies sensations with a premium blend of EcoCert natural and certified organic ingredients such as Aloe Vera, Greet Tea Extract, Oat Extract, Quinoa Extract and Hemp Seed Extract. These ingredients come together to increase lubrication while also working as a moisturizer that makes skin soft and smooth.Fragrance Free & Scent Free - This high-quality sexual lubricant is completely free of any artificial perfumes or flavors to ensure safe use for sensitive skin types, making it a great choice for long lasting use without any distracting irritants, tastes, or scents. Best of all, this Naturally Naked Personal Lubricant rinses out easily and doesn't stain fabric.Compatible with Silicone Products - This lubricating liquid gel was designed to be latex friendly, and works great with all of your favorite silicone treasures. Fox Envy's versatile natural lube also works with natural rubber latex, polyisoprene, and polyurethane to make sure your experience never hits a snag.Safe Products From a Brand You Can Count On - Fox Envy's Naturally Naked Personal Lubricant is made in the USA from a blend of handpicked ingredients, and formulated with care to ensure that you'll never have to worry about harmful chemicals or parabens touching your body.


Reading the ingredients had me a bit baffled as it contains aloe,quinoa extract, hemp seed extract, stevia, flax, green tea, and oat kernal.

WTF are you going to cook with it?

But still I guess if you are looking for a close to natural lube with all natural, that blends into the skin then you are going to love this. Now when I actually used it, I will say that I allowed it to dry, and my member feels really nice now. So would I recommend it?

Short answer is yes. However if you have an allergy to the aloe, hemp, or the others you may want to think twice you dont want to end up looking like this...right?


Sunday, July 2, 2017

LEADO 3D Realistic Oral Sex Male Masturbator

This has to be one of the most interesting masturbators I have ever seen, let alone used. It is a double sided, single chamber, sleeve. The mouth side has a tongue and teeth, and a mouth like texture. The vagina side has nubs on the inside.

This sleeve is also kinda heavy and bulky to use while laying on your back. But if laying on your stomach and trusting into it, may be a different experience.

The teeth dont really hurt when using it, but is a unique feeling of having something "hard" against your penis. The whole sleeve is about 7 inches and weighs about 3lbs (even though the manufacturer says its only 1.7lbs)

The internal structure is very interesting to look at. There are two silicone cock rings inside of it that squeezes the head and part of the shaft. This simulates the natural feel of the mouth and vagina.
This sleeve would really have been amazing with some kind of handle. It gets floppy when laying on your back, and can be a bit difficult to use.

You can warm it using warm water, to make it more 'real'. This is definitely a toy just for him. And makes for something fun when alone or together.

Clean up is a bit of work, as it is so large and cumbersome. But just use a gentle stream of lukewarm water, and some mild soap. It is recommended not to use any lube other than water based.





Monday, June 5, 2017

2 Pack Vibrating Cock Rings

Ok guys, if you have yet to use a cock ring, let me tell you these are the ones that you want to start off with.

They are stretchy jelly so it makes it easier to put on. The vibe is good for her or good for you depending on how you wear it.

If you wear it on the top of your dick, then you are not only going to stimulate her, but you are going to get some vibration on your shaft which is going to eventually add extra pleasure when you cum.

If you wear it on the bottom of your shaft, its going to jiggle your boys and be a really fun experience. Sometimes it can get a bit painful if you get to thrusting really hard but typically (at least for me) the boys just go around it.

If you lube up when using these, make sure its only with water based lube, otherwise they will snap after a few uses. They are not water proof so I would be careful with how much lube you use, or using them in the shower or in water.


Monday, May 15, 2017

ZEMALIA Luna Male Masturbator

The Zemalia Luna is a bit of a loose bitch (or at least the one I got was.) The opening isnt as tight as some of the other Zemalia's that Ive gotten.

But it really does feel good going up and down on the ol' dick. This one comes with a suction cup attachment that you can screw the cup into and then go to town in the shower or any other flat non porous surface.

Mine didnt come with the suction cup, as I got mine for a review, and why they didnt send me the suction cup I dont know.

But I really like the Luna, even if she is a bit looser. The nubs inside make it feel like an older woman, and that is just fine with me. The over all weight of this is really nice too.

It adds an extra dimension to the up and down motion. When thrusting into it, it sounds like you are really going in and out of a real vigina.

Use only water based lube on Luna, and she'll take real good care of you. Shes a bit bigger, so you could take her in a back pack or gym bag, but for me, I think she is best at home, waiting for me.


Monday, May 1, 2017

Comfywand 10.25" Realistic Dildo

10.25 of pure joy! Holy hell, this dildo is so much fun. I love using them with my partner and using them using it on me. The suction cup is really strong for solo play.

It really does feel like the real thing when being used on you, but when using it solo, you know its a toy. But having the full 10' thrusted in and out is enough to make you go crazy.

I love letting this big guy take over, when I get to close to release. Strapping my partner down and going to town on them with this dildo is amazing. The ridges of the "veins" really get things stimulated.
One thing that is really fun is just "tipping" and then slamming it in hard and fast, allowing for full stimulation and quicker orgasm.

No matter if you use this with someone or alone, you are sure to experience a lot of fun, and pleasure. The head is super thick so if you are not ready, give yourself a few moments to relax, otherwise you are going to be really sore afterwards. And if used anally, you really want to make sure to use plenty of water based lube and take it slow until things "open up".

Don't use oil or silicone based lubes as it will break down the materials its made out of, and your friend wont be along for very long. And with a well endowed toy like this, you are going to want to get all the milage out of it that you can.


Monday, April 3, 2017

Bravolink Fetish Bed Restraint Kit

I have never had so much fun in my life as when I got to use these on my partner. I've always wanted to tie someone down and just have my way with them, and I got my wish.

These straps are amazingly strong, and feel good on the wrists and ankles.

I like taking my partner to the edge and then "Sparta" kicking them over it. So a lot of times I dont get to fully "abuse" them with the strong orgasm that I want to give them because there's hands and feet pushing and kicking me away.

So when I installed this system and we had our sexy time, it was a whole new ball game.

They fit a queen well enough but I do not think that they would work on a king. The only things that you will want to complete this set up is a mask/blindfold and maybe a French Tickler or Cat of 9 (and maybe a ball gag if your partner complains to much...the safety word is "keep going" lol)

So if you can get your guy or gal into it, you are going to have tons of fun. I wouldnt recommend setting this up if the kids are home, but for every other time go wild, have fun, and get rope burns.


 

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